Why I wants Mittens for Pres!
He's gunna get us out of this economical mess and make sure we hit the big time! I've never been more prouder than today in this day and age 'cause ma vote can change the future of our Christian nation! President Obama right now must be really afraid and shakin' where he stands. But, ta tell ya the truth, ya know what scares me even more? His name has somethin' to behold. It rhymes with BOM! Kind of like sayin' oh look there's bomb! Just like when he messed up the economies and tells people like me we needs govement care. Well, guess what O-Bom-A. Romney promises Tricky Down Economics and I work hard!
You think I don't know hardship? I make ma own way in life with possum and coon huntin and old gramps taught me how to roast them in the kettle. Not a day goes by that I don't remember ma gramps teaching me ma work ethic, especially that fateful day he got bucked square in the face by Sceeter the donkey. Later that night by his bed side, I could see a hoof mark deep in his forehead when he said with his last breath, "Moron, you can take that iron kettle and shove it up yer..." As he looked at me with wide bulging eyes, he croaked his last breath. But, I knew that he meant for me to have it. So that's why I never ate a food stamp in my
entire life!
Ya see, I gots what it takes to get off my tater everday and work hard. I'm a tried and blue patriot- especially after my half sis kicked me in the balls and I saw a vision - I kept a straight face until the flush of pain drifted me into a haze when I hit the floor. I don't remember ma sis tryin' to wake me up, because I saw Chuck Norris cradling Paul Ryan in his arms as he told me that, "With yer help Moron, we're not gunna fall into a thousand years of darkness." - When I awoke, I knew I was here to pass on the message. That I'm now a beliver in Mitt Romney and he should be yer choice for President, too!
Listen to Moron Fifty's voice
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