Hi, I’m Moron Fifty, and am commenten on a commentary on our
latest storm on the East Coast.
Notice how inside our borders we are protected from even more bad
weather than the rest of the world gets? Then, all of a sudden a hurricane hits! Next, them global warmin peeps
come out of the woodwork to start their spin docterin! Like Romney’s No Tax Jeeps in China.
Well, I have proof positive that there’s no such thing as
global warmin. All's I have to do
is look out ma winder! When the
weather is grey and the winds are a howlin' cold, its just the good Lord who see’s
fit to punish Michelle Obama for not placing her hand on her heart during the
pledge of allegiance.
Sides… If global warming were real, there’d be no water to make rain fall,
to make them floods in the subways, to displace people from their homes, break bridges, fill buildings up to
the first floor, howlin winds to
make trees fall on people, power outages and stuff, etc, etc, etc. Its just a sign
that the weather is windin down, so, we’re safe America. This is Moron, over and out.
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