Yes, I am a Moron. Moron Fifty. The coolest, bestest cat in the world, 'cause my ma loved me and gramps who had a poll stuck in his head, raised me. I loved gramps, the old coot. We all loved gramps. That's where I got my looks from.
I got my teeth and my attitude from ma. She always taught me, "Moron, you gunna be a man some day and you gunna have to realize your bits get hard 'cause the good Lord see fit to make me some grand children."
So, it had been a journey to better myself for a soul mate. Are you my soul mate? I am willing to accept a woman, any woman. I'm tired of my cousin JoeBob's pranks on me. No more sexual experimention on me!
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